just-shower-thoughts:

Thank goodness farts aren’t like sneezes

ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

(via intensional)

" The greatest lessons you will ever learn; how to love someone without trying to own or belong to them, and how to let go gracefully of the things and the people that hurt you. "
" You can’t live your life for other people. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts some people you love. "
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